buttyflam:

I WAS TRYING TO TYPE “SORE MUSCLES” BUT I FUCKED UP.

I FUCKED UP SO BAD

(Source: goronramsay)

concepthuman:

"eh, fahrenheit sounds german enough"

(Source: become-the-ocean)

rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

svvords:

when ur the only person who doesnt understand something

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(Source: wasiangod)

(Source: choro-q)

Narutopedia > Original Team 7 
tags: naruto +

(Source: almisael)

tags: flcl +

crazycritterlife:

Zuko looks so different when his feathers are held tight vs when they’re fluffy. Doesn’t even look like the same bird!

farted:

omFG I named my printer Meatballs the other day and when I turned on my computer omfg

tags: Sarah +

squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

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badgrampa:

me as a parent

tags: south park +

whimmy-bam:

zakuro-san:

satinhands:

lost-moonlight:

Imagine though when you find your soul mate and the happens.

No but imagine the school jock and the nerd he beats up every day finally run into each other in the locker room or at a pool or something and their chest start glowing and they both look at each other and just go “Ohfuckno.

It was always the same every day…

The guy would come to beat me up over a tiny, stupid whim.

I wish my day would change from that.

"Sup, nerd~"

"Ready for another lesson??"

"….What the—"

"…Huh?"

"Y-Your chest it—"

"Wait…NO—SHIT—"

"That means we’re—-"

I ASKED FOR A CHANGE, BUT THIS IS NOT WAS I WAS LOOKING FOR.

LMFAO welp this is how I imagined it. ENJOY

-MANIACALLY CACKLES-

CAN THIS BE A COMIC?

(Source: emmyc)

tags: long post +
Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.
Anonymous

swinging-onthe-spiral:

iguanamouth:

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I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.

MOTHER FU-