Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.
i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it
did we all just collectively forget that elijah wood was in spy kids 3
*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*
cat owner: hears noise from the next room over
cat owner: i don't know what you're doing, but i know that you should stop
when you see someone you hate in the hallway