orima-kazooie:

ygocanonshuffle:

can you imagine being the mother of a yu-gi-oh character

you spend the nine months of your pregnancy so excited for your child, and then he’s born with hair like this

and you’re like, “shit, look at that hair. he’s obviously going to be a protagonist. what’s going to happen to him 15 years from now?”

“I don’t want to be a tragic backstory”

dave-motherfucking-strider:

puddicchi:

showmethegoat:

dave-motherfucking-strider:

timid-crescendo:

dave-motherfucking-strider:

Has anyone thought about the fact that

DAD only has a nose

MOM only has a mouth

and BRO only has eyes

together they make a whole face

too hot to handle

If this is going to become i thing i think im going to cry

God fucking damn it guys, it’s only noon!

who the fuck brought this back

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

madturbating:

THE SUDDEN URGE TO PLAY POKEMON HITS YOU LIKE A BAG OF BRICKS WHEN YOURE LEAST EXPECTING IT

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

my blog has become this weird mixture of fandoms, feminism, cats and really fucking stupid jokes that nobody outside this website would find remotely amusing

allthingshomestuck:

I don’t understand anime beds.

the-time-of-knight:

HELLO MA’AM HAVE YOU HEARD OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR HER IMPERIAL CONDESCENSION ?

PLEASE, IT WILL ONLY TAKE A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME. 

what-what-smuppet-butt:

I love June because it gets dark at around 9 instead of 4pm

modestdemidov: